• @djc500 Don’t forget mine. Love you! #
  • Theresa is cooking up a big pot of chilli for our cool FL. The house will be full of the flatulant spirit. #
  • @djc500. Is Denise by Randy and the Rainbows in your countdown? #
  • @arush What about the organ and skin flute in reply to arush #
  • @djc500. How about Good Morning Starshine by Oliver. #
  • @WilJames That was directed at Princess Pussy Muscle Clencher, right? in reply to WilJames #
  • @toonheadAs long as you arrived safely is all that matters. #
  • RT @isfullofcrap: I guess the Hallmark Channel keeps playing “Christmas Favorites” so bulimics can vomit up their holiday meals. Ugh. #
  • @BlindTwit Better pray you don’t get a tummy ache. A new form of terrorism – methane. LOL! in reply to BlindTwit #
  • RT @WilJames: Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.. #
  • RT @tspot69: Man who goes through turnstile sideways is going to ban cock! #
  • Wow! You can’t take a shit on a plane without being suspected of terrorism. Rwmove the door and shit for all to see. #

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  • RT@douglas2005. Wil sent you an email about twenty minutes ago. Did you get it? Only heard you say hi to John and atheresa. #
  • @douglas2005. Wil sent you an email about twenty minutes ago. Did you get it? Only heard you say hi to John and atheresa. #
  • RT @isfullofcrap: When will BOSE release Nigerian-canceling headphones? #
  • @djc500. How about Al Hurt’s. Toy Soldier ore Java. #
  • RT @jackbauerfacts: A “Bauer movement” is when you shit your pants after Jack Bauer shows up at your door. #24 #
  • @djc500. tspot69 is my brother in law, John. He is now on Twitter. Great show! Love you! #
  • @arush He was already jizzing in his pants with anticipation over that big metal spoon. in reply to arush #
  • @arush Wil likes that sort of thing. in reply to arush #
  • Full of Xmas leftovers; having a brew; listening to DJC’s Jukebox on the party porch. #

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