• What the heck is an “honorary” pallbearer? Either you can lift the coffin or you can’t. (With Ted Kennedy, it’ll take at least 25) #
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger is at funeral. He hauled coffin on his shoulder in Terminator 3. But in this case, it would be filled with scotch. #
  • RT @Foodimentary: Cheers…August 29 is National Whisky Sour Day! #
  • @byron27 In a few hours, you’ll have the ass burn too. LOL!h in reply to byron27 #
  • RT @jackbauerfacts: Don’t ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar. #24 #
  • RT @stovak: LOL! RT @MixMutt: Dear McDonald’s, PeTA says you are cruel to animals. Fear obviously makes animals taste delicious. Keep up t #
  • @Liamerven Yes you are; and I’ll be glad to tell the press. LOL! in reply to Liamerven #
  • RT @Liamerven: I understand the symbolism of funerals and all this crap. but can we just please bury Kenedy and move on already? #
  • You may be quite determined to stay on course today, even if y… More for Scorpio http://bit.ly/14DAKq #

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  • ENJOYED lex and Terry; swam half a mile; now it’s time to nerd. #
  • There’s still a lot of pressure on you, but at least you know … More for Scorpio http://bit.ly/14DAKq #
  • As an American, its sad to see Ted Kennedy pass away. At least he carried on the family tradition of dying wth something lodged in his brain #
  • RT @FunnyJoker: As an American, its sad to see Ted Kennedy pass away. At least he carried on the family tradition of dying wth something lod #
  • RT @jackbauerfacts: You are only reading this because Jack Bauer wants to know who you are working for before he kills you. #24 #
  • RT @FunnyJoker: Be honest, how many of you slowly back away from the toilet while pissing just to test your firepower and accuracy. #
  • @Shepspies You are in our prayers here in St Pete. in reply to Shepspies #
  • RT @Shepspies: I am very ill. Woke up in kidney failure two days ago. They say I am improving. I ask for prayers for prayers my friends #

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  • @WilJames My singing is fine. He was just covering up the evidence of love lyrics I sang to him. LOL!! in reply to WilJames #
  • RT @FunnyJoker: I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early. #
  • RT @jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of Jack Bauer #24 #
  • Wil’s coffee cup is across the table this morning where it is safe from my Camel Crush. LOL! #
  • Wil’s stoma hole looked like a 50 caliber shot gun wound. It was huge! #
  • Enjoying a nice rain shower, coffee, and breakfast smokes on the porch. #
  • Your perceptions are more acute today and it’s unlikely that a… More for Scorpio http://bit.ly/14DAKq #
  • @toonhead: No. No falling out. At least none that we are aware of. Strange. #
  • @RicksterTheGeekOur only Krystal is way over in Tampa. Sliders and fries,yummm!! #
  • @JessicaTraskI don’t know what his problem; but Don is right. I’m not going to waste any more energy on it. #
  • @djc500 You’re right. We’re all close like family; and I guess it just crawled up my butt the wrong way. in reply to djc500 #
  • Listening to the Spankees/Red Cocks on XM 177. The beer is going down smooth. #
  • Figured out our Pizza Hut online ordering peroblem. Wings and pizza rolls were OSUM! #

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  • I guess those of us who haven’t joined the Mac crowd are outcasts. We’re used to that. #
  • What a slap in the face!! Scott, The Worm FM, Rutkowski dumped me and Wil as friends after 9 years on Twitter and FB. That sux!!! #
  • @jbb1260 Oh yes. the Lion of Love. in reply to jbb1260 #
  • Wil’s coffee cup and my ash tray are the same color; and sit next to each other. Oops! #
  • I heard a rumble of thundre; but I think it is just another teaser. Damn! #
  • @BlindTwit Sweet!! I bet they are growing up very fast. Congrats!! in reply to BlindTwit #
  • @jbb1260 I got your testicle message. Did it come from the biggest one? LOL!!! in reply to jbb1260 #
  • RT @Foodimentary: August 22 is Eat A Peach Day. I think I will! #
  • You might not be able to understand exactly what’s happening t… More for Scorpio http://bit.ly/14DAKq #
  • Messing around with Twikini. #

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