Around 5:45 this morning, the dogs shot out of our room like bullets barking like banchies.  Wil got up to check it out and said that the ceiling fan in the office was rattling, so he turned it off.  I got up myself and went to take a look – mother fucker only had three blades.  Our blind asses didn’t find the missing blade until this afternoon.  It had been flung across the office landing behind the vertical window blinds.  Thank God Home Depot carries replacement parts.  And, it was two days late to be an April Fools prank.