Titan grins proudly as he carries a can of beer in his collar for Mama.
Titan grins proudly as he carries a can of beer in his collar for Mama.

Titan sits before his Daddy using his pretty head to support his beer can.
Titan sits pretty using his head as a beer can holder for Daddy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Our boys support us in very imaginative ways.  They share our love for beer; and don’t mind carrying one or two for us.   They also volunteer as beer can holders when table space is lacking.  Their hard work does not go unnoticed however.  They are amply rewarded with their own beer treat on special occasions.  We sure love our boys!!

Titan licks top of cold can of beer in Living on the Edge koozie.
Titan licks top of cold can of beer in Living on the Edge koozie.

 

 

Here sits our little black '24' fridge.
Here sits our little black ’24’ fridge.
Wil proudly displays two of our favorite bad habits, beer and smokes.
Wil proudly displays two of our favorite bad habits, beer and smokes.

Wil has been wanting a beer fridge since before we left Augusta, GA.  Thanks to Target Red Card, he now has one.  Introducing our Haier 3.9 cubic foot ’24’ and ‘Living on the Edge’ official fridge!  It will hold all beer consumed during our weekly ’24’ Drinking Game, ‘Living on the Edge’ internet radio show heard from https://www.livingontheedgeradio.com, and all other times as desired.  Since we will be returning to college soon, it seemed only fitting to have our own official beer fridge.  Party on!!! 

Revised March 19, 2009
Picture removed as it was posted without written consent of person in it with the dogs.
She had a captive audience as she demonstrated the new Kegorator.   The Mic Ultra flowed freely for the humans.  A conservative taste was given to the fur kids who are almost legal in human years (Army is a  wild teenager).  Fun was had by all.

Gallon jug of Mic Ultra sits atop '24' coller with two tall full beer pilsners.
Gallon jug of Mic Ultra sits atop ’24’ coller with two tall full beer pilsners.

We were broke as hell; but a nice person came to the rescue.  We mooched a gallon of Mick Ultra shown here in an iced tea jug for this week’s ’24’ Drinking Game.  We shared great memories of our Alaska crise from 2007 by using our tall pilsners from Squatters in the Salt Lake City airport.  Established in 1989, the Salt Lake City Brewing Co.  gave us a nice sampling of the local taste while we waited to fly back to the east coast.  Thanks to the Kegorator, we not only played the Drinking Game in it’s blind friendly format; but adapted the Rednick Style seen above for it’s survival in these sucky economic times.  Lick it up, buddy!!!

Wil plays the '24' drinking game for Season 7 Episode 3.
Wil plays the '24' drinking game for Season 7 Episode 3.

Even though Wil cheated while I was gone to the mall today (watching episodes 3 and 4) , he played the ’24’ Drinking Game tonight for Season 7 Episodes 3 and 4.  We had 8 beers each for episodes 1 and 2 last night and 9 each for episodes  3 and 4 tonight.  I actually topped him and had 10 tonight.  It’s a good thing it only happens once a week from here on out; every one might think we are lushes.  LOL!!!  After all, we live on the edge… always. 

Our '24' cooler is stocked and ready for tonight's action.
Our '24' cooler is stocked and ready for tonight's action.

We are excited and ready for ’24’s Season 7 premier.  We understand that the first four episodes of the season were leaked onto the torrents.  What a shame!  Some fucker always tries to spoil the suspense of the wait.  I hope FOX finds out who he/she is and burns his/her ass.  Less than four hours to go.  Woo Hoo!!!

This year, we’re having a ’24’ Christmas!!!
More than a dozen beer cans lay crushed on the coffee table while Jack Bauer is on TV screen across the room.

The holiday season is always a hard time of year for me because it triggers up the past because it is SO in your face.  It is way too commercialized.  Its true meaning should be brought back and the time be made more simple and enjoyable.  Here is my depiction of what all pedophilic Santas deserve.

 

Santa stands with nails in eyes, shit bag on head, knife in crotch, and lots of dripping blood.

 

Read the following at your own risk:

                   Innocence

 

‘December to Dismember’,

It’s not just for WWE as I remember.

Santa’s little target at the tender age of ten;

Gloved hands give candy canes with an evil grin.

July fourth celebrates our country’s independence

While Summer Claus steals my sweet innocence.

Now ungloved hands invading private places;

Begin holiday traditions with him in my spaces.

 

Thirty-seven years have since past.

How long will these scars last?

So sure those twenty years of protecting children

Would ease my own pain from no childhood protection;

Years of therapy just aren’t enough

To get through the years of this horrible stuff.

So now I take pleasure in torture and violence

Of things that make me feel small and defenseless;

Like dismembering Santa and impaling him on the fence;

But being overprotective of children in my care and guidance.

 

Some say that one can reclaim innocence;

It makes to me not a bit of logical sense;

As becoming large and strong was my defense

I still struggle with holding onto my excess weight

As a form of protection that is well out of date.

‘Human Trafficking’ has proven that I still feel some connection to my innocence

And also to the pain trapped inside by Santa’s violation of its pure essence.

 I do not have any answers at the present;

But will continue to thrive in spite of all of it.

 

Written: February 15, 2008

 

We have all 6 seasons of ‘24’ on DVD along with ‘24’ Redemption.  No commercials!  No Santa shit!!  Drink!  Drink!  And drink that ’24’ Christmas spirit!!  ‘24’ marathons are my idea of holiday protection.  Yay Jack Bauer!!!!

 

And so I say to you all:

Have a Jack Bauer Christmas and a ‘24’ Drinking Game New Year!!!

 

Until next time…

6 Beer Episode

Now (take a drink) you can listen to me, Wil, and Amanda demonstrating how blinks play the “24′ Drinking Game.  Here is Season 6 Episode 21.

Below is a copy of my May 4th post from Living On The Edge on the ’24’ Drinking Game:

Wil and I first learned of the ‘24′ drinking game on our favorite Augusta radio station, WCHZ – 95 Rock.  DJ’s Jordan Zeh and Michelle Mitchell talked about it on their show following the airing of the previous night’s episode.  Wil went perusing the web and found the rules for the ‘real’ ‘24′ drinking game at http://www.ringthis.com/tv_drinking_games/24.php.  Wil and I believe that there are many ‘24′ fans in the blink community.  As a token of our sense of community mindedness, we have adapted the ‘24′ drinking game so that blinks and squints alike can enjoy its full benefits – getting totally shit faced in sixty minutes.  By the end of each episode most players probably can’t tell you when the fuck it all took place.

Rules for Blind ‘24′ Drinking Game:  We stick mostly to the one swallow/drink per incident in order to refrain from puking on our shoes or shitting down our legs before the end of the episode.  If you take huge gulping swallows like Wil, you only get one per incident.  If you take small gulps like me, you get two.  You will find that one huge and two smalls will have the beers empty at the same time.

Take a drink in response to hearing the following words and phrases:  Now, Jack Bauer, terrorist, damn it, son of a bitch, do you understand me, let me see your hands, Jack says please, and a catastrophic event is alluded to (ie.- hundreds of people could die, multitude of lives are at stake, etc…)

Take a drink whenever there is a split screen.  There is an audible cue for each time a split screen appears or changes to another split screen.  This audible cue makes this program feature especially accessible for the blind.  It’s as if the ‘24′ creators had us in mind when producing the program.

Take a drink when Jack Bauer defies orders from anyone; kills anyone (if you can tell that he really is the killer); and threatens to or actually does inflict bodily harm on anyone (my favorites being threatening to cut out the eyes of Walt Cummings and putting the plastic bag over Graham’s head) .  

Two drink/swallow Exceptions:  A referece is made to Terri (Bauer’s dead wife) and David Palmer’s assassination; when a main character dies; when a supporting character from a previous season shows up (ie. – Nina, Charles Logan, Audrey Raines); when CTU goes into lock down status; and when the main villain changes.

At least in the blink community, we don’t ever have to worry about drinking and driving.  As for you sighted light slaves, give up the car keys and pass out on the floor after the show.  Enjoy!!!