Twitter Updates for 2009-11-04

Posted on November 4, 2009

Denise James

RT @jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer can eat just one Lay’s Potato Chip. Don’t tell Jack what he can’t fucking do. #24 #
RT @FunnyJoker: Im kinda pissed at my girlfriend. She got a new shirt today. It reads:Stop staring at my tits, IN BRAILLE… #
RT @FunnyJoker: How to solve two major world problems. Feed the homeless to the hungry. #
RT @jackbauerfacts: Every dog has his day… unless he pees on Jack Bauer’s floor. #24 #
Mental Mercury’s conjunction with the Sun in your fixed sign t… More for Scorpio http://bit.ly/14DAKq #

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-03

Posted on November 3, 2009

Denise James

You are able to breathe easier today as the Full Moon’s intens… More for Scorpio http://bit.ly/14DAKq #
Today’s Full Moon highlights your 7th House of Partners, stres… More for Scorpio http://bit.ly/14DAKq #

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-02

Posted on November 2, 2009

Denise James

RT @FunnyJoker: I love animals…………they taste great! #

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-01

Posted on November 1, 2009

Denise James

RT @FunnyJoker: RT @funnyoneliners Don’t go to sleep. So many people die there. #
RT @FunnyJoker: Traffic cops really piss me off.They put up signs sayin ‘use both lanes’,+then they arrest me for driving right down the mid #

Twitter Updates for 2009-10-30

Posted on October 30, 2009

Denise James

Your key planet Mars continues to stir up raw emotions that ca… More for Scorpio http://bit.ly/14DAKq #

Twitter Updates for 2009-10-29

Posted on October 29, 2009

Denise James

RT @FunnyJoker: You blokes with your messy ejaculations. You really get on my tits! #
RT @FunnyJoker: To ruin the Michael Jackson film for everyone – He dies at the end. #
@djc500 Good morning Great One! in reply to djc500 #
RT @isfullofcrap: Some people see pink elephants when they are drunk. I see them when I am sober. Which explains why I drink, yes? #
@terryjaymes Tried to call with l&t trivia ; was told by Sarah to email Peter as he was busy. Not impressed. #
You could be so angry with someone today that you don’t even k… More for Scorpio http://bit.ly/14DAKq #
WOO HOO! Lee pitched agreat game! 6 to 1. #
OSUM!! A 6 to nothing giant can of woop ass! #
4 to zip, Phillys are stomping a mud hole in the Yankees ass. #
RT @brooksbayne: “everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face.” – mike tyson #
@Liamerven He lost his colon after years of trying to shit a gold brick. It’s my wifely duty to fart for him. in reply to Liamerven #
@WilJames Yes, but brocoli produces the best natural gas. Who needs.propane? in reply to WilJames #
It’s a bad sign to see Yankees throwing tantrums in the first game. Waaaaa! #
@Liamerven Kinky! in reply to Liamerven #
Shit! Shit! Baby Boo tantrum Geter got a hit. #
2 Philly home runs so far. Kick ass!! #
WOO Hoo! Double play after all abd now inning over. #
Fuckin umpires! They’re as blind as we are! Get a dog. asshole! #
RT @FunnyJoker: I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. #
@WilJames Ha Ha Ha Mr. Tweet! in reply to WilJames #
RT @FunnyJoker: Girls, if you really want your man to notice your make up, smear it all over your tits 🙂 🙂 🙂 #
RT @FunnyJoker: There is nothing so overrated as a bad fuck, and nothing so underrated as a good shit…… #
@chrisreagan Sweet! That’s great! in reply to chrisreagan #
Titan killed awoobie. There are stuffed dog toy guts all over the living room. How do they get so much stuffing in those things? #
@Liamerven No, bad Liam! Go Phillies! in reply to Liamerven #
@arush Next semester is going to kick our asses too with 15 hours. in reply to arush #