• What the heck is an “honorary” pallbearer? Either you can lift the coffin or you can’t. (With Ted Kennedy, it’ll take at least 25) #
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger is at funeral. He hauled coffin on his shoulder in Terminator 3. But in this case, it would be filled with scotch. #
  • RT @Foodimentary: Cheers…August 29 is National Whisky Sour Day! #
  • @byron27 In a few hours, you’ll have the ass burn too. LOL!h in reply to byron27 #
  • RT @jackbauerfacts: Don’t ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar. #24 #
  • RT @stovak: LOL! RT @MixMutt: Dear McDonald’s, PeTA says you are cruel to animals. Fear obviously makes animals taste delicious. Keep up t #
  • @Liamerven Yes you are; and I’ll be glad to tell the press. LOL! in reply to Liamerven #
  • RT @Liamerven: I understand the symbolism of funerals and all this crap. but can we just please bury Kenedy and move on already? #
  • You may be quite determined to stay on course today, even if y… More for Scorpio http://bit.ly/14DAKq #

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  • ENJOYED lex and Terry; swam half a mile; now it’s time to nerd. #
  • There’s still a lot of pressure on you, but at least you know … More for Scorpio http://bit.ly/14DAKq #
  • As an American, its sad to see Ted Kennedy pass away. At least he carried on the family tradition of dying wth something lodged in his brain #
  • RT @FunnyJoker: As an American, its sad to see Ted Kennedy pass away. At least he carried on the family tradition of dying wth something lod #
  • RT @jackbauerfacts: You are only reading this because Jack Bauer wants to know who you are working for before he kills you. #24 #
  • RT @FunnyJoker: Be honest, how many of you slowly back away from the toilet while pissing just to test your firepower and accuracy. #
  • @Shepspies You are in our prayers here in St Pete. in reply to Shepspies #
  • RT @Shepspies: I am very ill. Woke up in kidney failure two days ago. They say I am improving. I ask for prayers for prayers my friends #

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