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  • @WilJames My singing is fine. He was just covering up the evidence of love lyrics I sang to him. LOL!! in reply to WilJames #
  • RT @FunnyJoker: I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early. #
  • RT @jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of Jack Bauer #24 #
  • Wil’s coffee cup is across the table this morning where it is safe from my Camel Crush. LOL! #
  • Wil’s stoma hole looked like a 50 caliber shot gun wound. It was huge! #
  • Enjoying a nice rain shower, coffee, and breakfast smokes on the porch. #
  • Your perceptions are more acute today and it’s unlikely that a… More for Scorpio http://bit.ly/14DAKq #
  • @toonhead: No. No falling out. At least none that we are aware of. Strange. #
  • @RicksterTheGeekOur only Krystal is way over in Tampa. Sliders and fries,yummm!! #
  • @JessicaTraskI don’t know what his problem; but Don is right. I’m not going to waste any more energy on it. #
  • @djc500 You’re right. We’re all close like family; and I guess it just crawled up my butt the wrong way. in reply to djc500 #
  • Listening to the Spankees/Red Cocks on XM 177. The beer is going down smooth. #
  • Figured out our Pizza Hut online ordering peroblem. Wings and pizza rolls were OSUM! #

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  • I guess those of us who haven’t joined the Mac crowd are outcasts. We’re used to that. #
  • What a slap in the face!! Scott, The Worm FM, Rutkowski dumped me and Wil as friends after 9 years on Twitter and FB. That sux!!! #
  • @jbb1260 Oh yes. the Lion of Love. in reply to jbb1260 #
  • Wil’s coffee cup and my ash tray are the same color; and sit next to each other. Oops! #
  • I heard a rumble of thundre; but I think it is just another teaser. Damn! #
  • @BlindTwit Sweet!! I bet they are growing up very fast. Congrats!! in reply to BlindTwit #
  • @jbb1260 I got your testicle message. Did it come from the biggest one? LOL!!! in reply to jbb1260 #
  • RT @Foodimentary: August 22 is Eat A Peach Day. I think I will! #
  • You might not be able to understand exactly what’s happening t… More for Scorpio http://bit.ly/14DAKq #
  • Messing around with Twikini. #

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  • You may dip back into your past to find inspiration for what’s… More for Scorpio http://bit.ly/14DAKq #
  • jackbauerfacts: Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego, but only because of the blood trail left by Jack tortur … #
  • Liamerven: something to think about. if scuffy the tugboat was from ohio. would that make him a cleveland steamer? #
  • Finally, a thunder storm!! Yay!!!! #
  • jackbauerfacts: Laughter isn’t the best medicine. Jack Bauer is the best medicine. #24 #

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  • Just left SPC; got student ID’s and text books. #
  • jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer invented the Chronic Whisper Syndrome. #24 #
  • Eating Devil Dogs for breakfast. #
  • jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer will never suffer a heart attack. Even the heart isn’t stupid enough to attack Jack Bauer. #24 #
  • You know what’s expected of you on the job now and truly want … More for Scorpio http://bit.ly/14DAKq #
  • jackbauerfacts: every time you masturbate, Jack kills a terrorist. #24 #
  • jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer played football as a kid and thats why the ball isn’t round #24

    Tip: Reply with ‘off’ to silence Twitter. #

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  • jackbauerfacts: When Jack Bauer runs out of ammunition, he eats nails, shits out bullets, and reloads. #24 #
  • jackbauerfacts: The universe is donut shaped… but only because Jack Bauer punched a hole in the middle. #24 #
  • Patiently waiting for the results of Wil’s facial hair growth endeavor. #
  • You aren’t normally one to suffer a fool gladly, but today you… More for Scorpio http://bit.ly/14DAKq #
  • jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer is the reason why Dr. House has a gimpy leg. #24 #
  • @jbb1260: She better. It might save her life some day. #
  • Yummy big brunch by Theresa featuring her famous cheese grits. #

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  • You can see well into the distance today and your vision could… More for Scorpio http://bit.ly/14DAKq #
  • thinlizzy159: Hurricane season. Be prepared: 1. All computers in off of back porch. #
  • How about American Woman by The Guess Who? Thanks! #
  • @djc500: How about Bridge Over Troubled Waters? Love you! #
  • thinlizzy159: FWD: You know u r a red neck when u go 2 the publix & ur guide dog takes u strait 2 the beer isle! #
  • 1/2: Direct from reevesman:
    A jack bower fact I just made up. Jack Bower never moves his bowels. He commands them to move and they comp … #
  • jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer Climbed Everest in his T-Shirt and Shorts, in winter. #24 #
  • @byron27: Yum! That sounds good to me. #
  • New keg flowing for Mickey. #
  • @jbb1260: OK, I will. #
  • jackbauerfacts: If John Kerry had become president, Jack Bauer would have moved to Canada. #24 #
  • Heading out for another keg to continue celebrating Mickey. #
  • Just poured a second 32 ouncer in memory of Mickey. Goes great with baseball. Burp!! #
  • @wiljames: Mine better not show up there. I haven’t signed shit. #
  • @tallin32: word!! #
  • Celebrating Mickey with beer in FL while others attend his wake in Augusta. Here’s to you, Snakey! #
  • jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer went to hell twice, the devil rejected him both times. #24 #
  • isfullofcrap: “Insisting on full immersion with SL is like using your dick exclusively to piss with.” Name the source. #slcc2009 #

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