• @djc500: OMG!! Our heat index is already 106. #
• jackbauerfacts: Jack never sleeps. In fact he is the reason the word Insomnia was invented. #24 #
• You don’t want to mess around with shallow conversation or par… More for Scorpio http://bit.ly/14DAKq #

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• @arush: LOL! That’s what happens when you get up before the rooster crows. #
• jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men. #24 #
• You are driven to shine professionally now. You are often cont… More for Scorpio http://bit.ly/14DAKq #
• jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer does not solve riddles – he tortures the guy who wrote them for half and hour until he gives up the answer #24 #
• The female Yankees announcer just queefed, or something resulting in an’excuse me’. #
• Ehe Yankees have loosed a mega can of woop ass in Seattle. #
• @ryanrain: Yes, they’re getting theur asses handed to them. #
• jackbauerfacts: When Jack Bauer is around Chuck Norris Pee’s sitting Down #24 #
• thinlizzy159: Jack Bauer ate Michael Vick & let the pit bulls have the leftovers! #24 #
• @wiljames: Does anyone know how to reach the folks who made Jimmy Hoffa disappear? Michael Vick needs the same. #
• Michael Vick: Sports role model for children? Thibgs have definitely gone to HELL! #
• thinlizzy159: FWD: …..his wife pisses him off & it’s against the law to kill her! #
• thinlizzy159: How in the hell can one neighbor fill a 500 gallon garbage can in one hour? #
• Wings and fries from Good Fellas. Yummm!!! #

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• My Daily Twittascope – Something that recently bugged you seems less than bothersome now. Perhaps you learn additio… http://bit.ly/14DAKq #
• ryanrain: feel free to rt this, I’m looking for more spymasters, follow me and I’ll follow you back. #playspymaster #
• JackFacts24: Jack Bauer would eat Mike Tyson’s children. #24 #
• JackFacts24: Having sex with Jack Bauer has also been called “Lethal Injection”. #24 #
• jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer can beat the gay out of Elton John #24 #
• My Daily Twittascope – Your lover, partner or friend may be annoyingly stubborn today — enough so to match your ow… http://bit.ly/14DAKq #

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• Wil got staples out! No nore wound packing! Woo Hoo!!! At Ale House. #
• @toonhead: We’re sorry for your loss. You are in our prayers. #
• JackFacts24: Jehovah’s Witnesses once tried to convert Jack Bauer. After 4 minutes of interrogation, they admitted Jack Bauer was God. #24 #
• @arush: No. They were very good. #
• jackbauerfacts: If you look in the dictionary, it’ll define “idiot” as anyone who tried to cross Jack Bauer. #24 #
• jackbauerfacts: When Jack buys a hot dog, he makes it tell him exactly what it’s made of, then eats it anyway. #24 #
• @arush: What time did you finally take off? #
• Watched Amanda’s plabe take off; on the way home. #

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• @thinlizzy159: Damn! We’ll have to look out here cuz I; waiting on you. #
• @thinlizy159: I gotta pee too. I love Skittles, especially the blue packs. #
• JackFacts24: Kids don’t go to Jack Bauer’s house on Halloween because he only hands out cans of whoop-ass. #24 #
• @jesicatrask: a new netbook. LOL! #
• @arush: They better not piss or shit while we’re gone. #
• @thinlizzy159: SC bones in Columbia velieved Civil War hospital amputations. #
• @wiljames: NO!!! You can’t have one! #
• JackFacts24: When Pres. Palmer started doing Allstate adverts, it took 43 takes before he could stop saying, “You’re in good hands with … #
• Waiting while Theresa goes to the gate with Amanda. #
• thinlizzy159: rt JackFacts24Jack Bauer got Helen Keller to talk. #24 #

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• How about Wipe Out or something by The Tornadoes. Love you more!! #
• John would like to hear Tequilla, the instrumental. Love you! #
• Please play Low Rider in memory of my friend Mickey who died today. #
• Drinking beer in memiry of my friwnd,Mickey, who died this morning. #
• thinlizzy159: @cljackson1: Wrong…it is 96 degrees with a 106 degree heat index!!!!! #

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• My Daily Twittascope – You might be pleasantly surprised today as the emotionally charged Moon-Uranus conjunction z… http://bit.ly/14DAKq #

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• My Daily Twittascope – There could be something weird going on today with respect to an existing relationship or a … http://bit.ly/14DAKq #

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• My Daily Twittascope – Your approach to taking care of yourself is different from everyone else’s, but you know wha… http://bit.ly/14DAKq #
• JackFacts24: Jack Bauer places a bag of flaming dog poo on Satan’s porch every week. Satan knows it’s Jack, but he can’t do anything abo … #

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• WilJames: Waking up and getting ready to go home. #
• My Daily Twittascope – You are polarized today between personal and professional goals and the current Lunar Eclips… http://bit.ly/14DAKq #
• arush: RT @thinlizzy159: The next living thing that pukes or poops inappropriatly around here…is gonna be euthanised! #
• @thinlizzy159: Who did what? #
• arush: Taking Wil outside to smoke. He walked. #

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