Category: Twitter

What are you doing?

Posted on
by
  • arush: Sitting in Skyway Jack’s. #
  • WilJames: Certain types of sharks grow, lose, and replace up to 30,000 teeth in a lifetime. #
  • @reevesman: Congratulations! #
  • My Daily Twittascope – You recently have had a few chances to share what’s on your mind with friends or acquaintanc… http://bit.ly/14DAKq #
  • Wil comes home Wednesday. #
  • arush: We managed to get Wil back inside without incident. #
  • arush: One of the nurses unhooked Wil from his IV so we could sneak him out for a smoke. He has 15 minutes. #
  • thinlizzy159: Have been fighting off a migrane…ugh..must be stress…glad wil is smoking. #
  • arush: Wil gets his smoking trip after all. Good thing Denise loves him, though I have no idea why she would. #
  • The 3 blind mice have returnwd to room 453. #
  • @djc500: They will but I can’t push a wheelchair and IV pole abd see ahead of me. #
  • arush: Wil’s smoking excursion has been postponed. Poor Wil. #
  • Unable to get Wil outside as staff is busy; and I can’t see giid enough to do it. #
  • arush: Wil gets to go outside for a smoke. He’s been begging to go for two days. #
  • WOW!!! Wil farted!!! His first fart in ten months. #
  • @arush: Fully operational will occur in about 4 weeks, if you know what I mean. #
  • isfullofcrap: What I say when asked what GFY means: “Good for you.” What it really means: “GO FUCK YOURSELF.” #
  • @thinlizzy159: No he made poopie like a big boy in the potty. #
  • Wil has successful with new shit socket. YAY!! #
  • arush: Lights are now working. Turned out to be a broken light bulb. #

Powered by Twitter Tools.

Posted on
by
  • @wiljames: Have you made your first poopie yet? #
  • thinlizzy159: Mondays suck…specially this one!

    Tip: Reply with ‘leave thinlizzy159’ to turn off updates from this person. #

  • JackFacts24: Jack Bauer once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors. #24 #
  • arush: Heat index correction: 108, not 105. #
  • John and the dogs are sharing some type of bug. Very shitty!! #
  • Max misses Daddy; but didn’t shit out of spite yesterday. #
  • WilJames: @msippi- That is just our fucking luck. #
  • arush: Car won’t go in reverse and the back lights are out. Heat index is already 105. Welcome to Monday, everyone! #
  • Theresa’s car won’t go into reverse; it must go to the shop. SUX!!! #
  • WilJames: Tpn is cut back, tubes will be taken out, dressings cleaned and changed, and resuming normal medication. #
  • My Daily Twittascope – You could be stressing about work now as unstable Uranus aspects the Sun in performance cons… http://bit.ly/14DAKq #
  • jackbauerfacts: A “Bauer movement” is when you shit your pants after Jack Bauer shows up at your door. #24 #
  • @wiljames: He shit before Theeresa called. I guess he was pissed because I left. #
  • Max misses Daddy. He shit the rug while I was gone today. #
  • Wil’s Gatorade has arrived. #

Powered by Twitter Tools.

Posted on
by
  • Woohoo! What a party! I kept my shananigans to the back porch. #
  • My Daily Twittascope – You are feeling the stresses and strains of an emotional conflict that can almost reach an e… http://bit.ly/14DAKq #
  • thinlizzy159: Shots for wil’s ndw shit socket! #
  • @nishu70: good one! We’re into the beer here. #
  • jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer has had sex with every woman in the world, including Chuck Norris. #24 #
  • @wiljames: do they have any duct tape? #
  • Wil’s burning question
    : Will I ever fart again? #
  • WilJames: Sat in the chair for half an hour this morning. Still connected to all sorts of tubes. #
  • WilJames: Yay, just got the ng tube taken out. Two more to go. #
  • JackFacts24: Jack Bauer doesn’t have a cigarette after sex. He has sex again. #24 #
  • jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer has not lost his virginity. Jack Bauer has not lost one thing in his life. Ever. #24 #

Powered by Twitter Tools.

Posted on
by
  • My Daily Twittascope – As hard as it sounds, you really shouldn’t trust your senses today, for they may mislead you… http://bit.ly/14DAKq #
  • WOOHOO! Jake sent a mucous message at 7PM to say he is happy to be ass. #
  • jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer doesn’t get an erection, he sets up a perimeter in his pants. #24 #
  • Playing with phones and netbooks ib Wil’s hospital room; his pain is much better. #
  • arush: Sitting in Wil’s hospital room, listening to Don on the Legend. #
  • @djc500: I left you a Legend voice mail. #
  • jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer was actually named after the verb of the same name; i.e. to Jack Bauer someone’s ass. #24 #

Powered by Twitter Tools.

Posted on
by
  • thinlizzy159: The dogs proclaimed today is National chew your ass day! #
  • My Daily Twittascope – You are wearing your heart on your sleeve today and there’s no reason for you to waste energ… http://bit.ly/14DAKq #
  • My big sister T has joined the world of Twitter. #
  • JackFacts24: To Jack Bauer, “Dammit” isn’t just a cuss word, it’s a way of life. #24

    Tip: Reply with ‘off’ to silence Twitter. #

  • Wil is being noved to room 453; still in pain; but not as bad today. #

Powered by Twitter Tools.

Posted on
by
  • Called ICU; Wil’s dilodid pump helped him sleep through the night. #
  • My Daily Twittascope – The Moon’s return to your sign today presents you with a familiar conflict. Your feelings ar… http://bit.ly/14DAKq #
  • Called ICU to check onWil! He is resting and taking pain meds; he was so pitiful earlier. #
  • At Theresa’s; Wil is resting in ICU; he is in alot of pain! Surgery went well. #

Powered by Twitter Tools.