• jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer could kick Yoda’s ass #24 #
  • JackFacts24: Jack Bauer was once captured and submitted to electro-shock torture to the testicles. He charged the battery. #24 #
  • Storm of the day – awesome! Wet from taking storm cloud pics. Refreshing! #
  • JackFacts24: Jack Bauer can only get drunk from a combination of rattlesnake venom and hot sauce. And he’s sober again in 6 minutes. #24 #
  • @jbb1260: That snake is venomus and will never die. #
  • Home from running to SPC and Popeye’s. Got ID’s, books, and Sluncher (lunch/supper). #
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  • JackFacts24: Congress authorized the minting of a $24 bill with Jack Bauer’s face but the print machines broke under the stress of his a … #
  • My Daily Twittascope – http://bit.ly/3JxWop #
  • OMG, those chicken crispers were awesome!! Thanks Rosy and Srdjan!!Now, off to our gate. #
  • JackFacts24: When shocked, normal people say, “Jesus Christ!” Jesus says, “Oh my god!” God says, “For the love of Jack Bauer!” #24 #
  • At Chilis in Atlanta airport. Next flight is at 6:35pm. #
  • Sitting on plane, ready to go. #

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  • jackbauerfacts: The only reason Jack Bauer doesn’t run CTU anymore is that he can’t kill as many terrorist sitting at a desk. #24 #
  • SItting in a rocking chair at the airport courtyard. We take off from Augusta in about an hour #
  • jackbauerfacts: Blind people can see Jack Bauer. Jack Bauer can see through blind people, revealing the terrorists hiding behind them. #24 #
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