Twitter Updates for 2009-04-24

My Daily Twittascope (http://twittascope.com/my2.php?sign=Scorpio) #
@arush: A food referral was what yuo got at DFCS to go for food donations when too broke to buy food. #

Twitter Updates for 2009-04-23

At bus stop, glaucoma check up today. #
@avenuegirl: Oh, sorry! <grin> I’m so used to the Florida climate. I’ll send you up some watmth. #
RT @jackbauerfacts: During a particularly intense interrogation session, Jack Bauer actually killed a man with his bare eyes. #24 #
@JohiSD: Fucking A!!! Everything goes on twitter. #

My nightly routine: I shoot up and swallow. Insulin and meds, that is. Psych!!! #
@arush: It must be the post episode buzz; and a blink thing. LOL! #24 #
@gowrone: It can be 5 or 6. Awesome!!! #
@arush: Drink it up, NOW!! #24 #
OMG!! I can’t get enough 24!! It was a 4 and a half beer episode. #24 #
Bad Tony!! Very bad Tony!! #34 #
Bauer!! Bauer!! How many beers will be consumed this episode? #24 #
@byron27: That gives new meaning to get out the spray. LOL!! #
33 minutes till 24!!!! Are you ready??? #24 #
@WilJames: I told you he wouldn’t die in season 7. #24 #
RT @jackbauerfacts: Chuck Norris has wet dreams about Jack Bauer #24 #
Less than 7 hours till 24. I hope y’all have enough beer on hand for the drinking game. #24 #
@avenuegirl Cook out time! in reply to avenuegirl #

@lexandterry: I love Ass Masters! I broke the mold of typical woman listener, Denise #
@lexandterry: Go Dee! Love from Denise and Titan #
RT @jackbauerfacts:Chuck Norris can drink a gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds. Jack bauer doesn’t drink milk. Milk is for pussies.#24 #
@jackbauersbitch: Yes, what an asshole!!! #
RT @jackbauerfacts: When Jack Bauer masturbates, all the women within a 12 mile radius instantly have screaming orgasms. #24 #
Braves win for a change!! Rays lost their asses. Damn! #
RT @jackbauerfacts:A “Bauer movement” is when you shit your pants after Jack Bauer shows up at your door. #24 #
RT @jackbauerfacts: Jack Bauer got a cat and named it chuck norris, because it was a pussy #24 #
@SteveWolfFM: Good to see you posting. Glad Bianca is doing good. #
RT @FunnyJoker:A headline today read “Economy ‘no longer in free fall'” That’s because it’s hit the fucking ground. #
New song lyrics for 04/19/2009: 3 Doors Down – Citizen Soldier http://tinyurl.com/cchv9c #

Twitter fake Kiefer Sutherland busted and gone. What nerve to try to fuck with Kiefer’s good name! #24 #
Good morning all!! Beautiful day in St Pete!! Starting it with real french toast, no boxed shit today. #
@ryanrain: No shit!!!!! #
@reevesman: Oh wow!! An exchange of something hard for something hard. Oh, Aw, Oh My God!!! #
@wiljames: EEEWWWWW!!! Trust has nothing to do with that. #
@wiljames. But, i donbt want a St Petersburg steamer. Ewww!! #
@wiljames.You are the only one who can give a St Petersburg steamer. #
@msippi: msippi was here before Oprah too. #
@wiljames: Get out on that corner and make some money and buy me that hard drive! #
Wil picked up WRDW on AM dial; Sandgnats beating hell out of Augusta Green Jackets. Wow!! #
@arush: Good!! We won’t have to worry about struggling much longer then. Bring it on!!! #
@ryanrain: Yay!!! Beat those Yankee asses!!! #
Pizza Hut took Quepapas off the menu. Damn it!!! Shit!!!!! #
The Braves flush another one down the toilet. I hope the Rays give us a great game tonight!! #

@Kief_Sutherland: Saw your tweet; hope people aren’t being assholes. Wil and I are glad you’re here. Follower 69 is better than 100.<grin> #
@Kief_Sutherland: Lex and Terry are here too (@lexandterry). Enjoyed hearing you on the show. Glad you are here. #
@TruthTweet: Did you check out Kiefer Sutherland? @Kief_Sutherland #
Coming to life; making pancakes for the honey and having a laxy baseball filled Saturday. #
Braves lost but Rays are trying to kick some ass. #
2 very close and exciting ball games. ItBs more to be at the Trop. #
Braves are screwing up in 2nd. Rays just started. Two radios going over here. #
Braves and Rays games are on at the same time. Damn it!! We’ll listen to both. Yay!!! #
@tallin32: When you work up that sweat, the cold will feel good. LOL!! #
@byron27: I have jury duty here on June 18. Yipee!!! #
Leaving Publix; Wil switched dogs on me and Max tried to rip my arm off. LOL!! #
Just think what me and Wil can do on one of these marble tables. I’d better drink my beer. #
Having an extra beer before we become starving students. LOL!!! #
Walked to bank; now having nachos at Estellas. Nice day and good brew. #