• @WilJames: If you’re not careful, they will be plucked bald. #
• @WilJames: You may want to check into wearing a cup to bed. LOL!!! #
• @WilJames: Six inches of what? Popsicle? Sub sanwich? Giant dill picke? LOL!! #
• @WilJames: Would Jack Bauer do it? No, he’d use C4 like Vince Flynn wrote about. LOL!! #
• @WilJames: I prefer the foot long, thank you!! #
• @WilJames: LOL!!! #
• Lex and Terry are coming to the Hard Rock! Gotta get there!!! #
• Figured out the bus schedule to see Lex and Terry next week – about 6 hours round trip. Beats the hell out of cab fare!!! #
• Just boutht 10 Tampa bus passes so we can go play over the bay. Yippee!!! #

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• 15 minutes till ’24’. Get the beer ready! Woohoo!!! #
• Talked to Scott (the Worm) from Australia. It’s been a long time. Awesome!!! #

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• @tallin32: Yes, same ear. Very bad Jake!!! #
• Going to heat leftover spaghetti in oven. Yummm!!! #

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• Wil is biting my neck and ears. #
• Getting ready to listen to Arizona feed of ballgame. #
• Jake farted in my ear. #
• @tallin32: I had morning wood; but it could happen again. #
• Working on blog entry: Introducing Jake; thinking about eating my apple danish. #

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• Thanks to the shark fuckers for having no medical insurance; have to pay $120 for eyedrops. #

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• Coming to life; not sure what I’ll do with the day yet. #
• Going to whip up some spaghetti; not as good as Theresa’s; but it will do for now. #

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• Just ordered a copy of Mirrors (Kiefer Sutherland) along with The Vanishing. #
• @WilJames: If it’s as furry, I’ll run. #
• @WilJames: I’m sure that will make you go back to having two lips on your organ instead. #

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• Home, dogs fed, ready for 24. Wil cheated while I was gone and watched episodes 3 and 4. #

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• 56 minutes and counting to ’24’. #
• OMG!!! What an awesome ’24’ night! What beer!! I can’t wait till tomorrow night!!! No work on Tuesday. #
• Waiting for bus to go to the mall. #
• Eating Chick fila. Papa Nikon is getting a cleaning. #
• Heading for Williams Park on bus. Papa Nikon is ready for action. #
• Met Wil and Max at Estellas for dinner. Yummmmm!!!! #

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• @24Fans: The leak looks like an inside job; I hope the leaker gets his/her ass burned b y FOX! Fuckers!! #
• 5 hours and 2 minutes til ’24’!! WooHoo!!! #
• @WilJames @arush: Be ready in the ’24’ Drinking Game room!! #
• @WilJames: You can’t shit anymore!!! #
• @WilJames: Jizz in your pants!!! #
• @WilJames: DNA – let’s play Samples R Us; Call in the CSI. #
• @WilJames: I’m going to watch that. Get out the baby wipes. #
• @WilJames: During ’24’. LOL!! #
• @Liamerven: Hell yeah!! Watch tonight!!! It won’t mess it up for you. #
• @WilJames: For the first commercial break. Right? #
• @WilJames: Too bad, Jack Bauer first. #
• @reevesman: They come in handy when a post-sex shower is unavailable. They’re not just for babies anymore. LOL!!! #
• 2 hours and 58 minutes till ’24’. #
• How about: ‘Do you lick or scrape?’ The middle of an Oreo cookie that is. LOL!! #
• @WilJames: If it’s crunchy, I’m ruuning faster and longer than Forrest Gump. #

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