• We won’t be spending the night away from home for some time now; too risky if vodka is consumed by certain people. #
• Oh so buzzed and ready for bed; just love our ’24’!!! Good night all!! #

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• @wiljames screw chew and no spew. Hummina hummina booga wooga roar! #
• @arush need agun? M
  erry fucking Christmasm Waaaaam #
• Checking out Xmas lights while going back Carson party. #

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• Merry flatulabt Christmas from john and Theresa’s house. #
• @arush WTF #
• Good Christmas morning everyone! We are sitting on the porch in shorts. #
• Chilling on Carson porch with cold brew. #

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• Waiting for cat delivery; going to make some O cookies. #
• The snot gobblins are alive and well; time for coffee and zyrtec d. #
• It’s 80 degrees in St Pete. Merry Christmas!!! #

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• Awake and coming to life slowly. NEED coffee!!! #
• Tis the season; Jumper off the Skyway Bridge – he’s dead Jim; At least there’s no messy clean up. #
• Poor guy! We understand all too well why – no job, no insurance, light at the end of the tunnel??? #

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• Still full from those cheese Krystals; so O O O good!!! #
• @MaryRose32: Hope you feel better soon! Love you!! #
• @nycki96: They’re like White Castles only better. Yummm!!! #
• Thanks to Mom; we both got skates for Christmas!!! Yay!!! #

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• Back from Sam’s; walked some fat off my ass and bought some good stuff. #
• @jessiepp: It’s been a busy but good day. I hope yours has been too. #
• @WilJames: Screw before spew – acceptable; Spew before screw – out the back door Mister!! #

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• @WilJames: The horizontal fuctioning worked just fine too. #
• Have a sinus headache; but not an excuse for skipping the morning horizontal bop. #
• Time to start the day in the upright position; goin to the kitchen to make ‘some pie’. #
• Becoming presentable to the human race; going off to Sam’s with Cory. #

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• Ready for the day. NOT!! Still tired for some reason. #

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• Kristen removed me from her Friends list on Facebook. Strong friendship? I guess not. #
• Kristen also removed Wil from her Friends list. If I had treated her shitty in 2002/2003, she and Jeff would not be together today. #
• Good morning! Up before Wil; first time in about three months. #

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