• RT @FunnyJoker: You blokes with your messy ejaculations. You really get on my tits! #
• RT @FunnyJoker: To ruin the Michael Jackson film for everyone – He dies at the end. #
• @djc500 Good morning Great One! in reply to djc500 #
• RT @isfullofcrap: Some people see pink elephants when they are drunk. I see them when I am sober. Which explains why I drink, yes? #
• @terryjaymes Tried to call with l&t trivia ; was told by Sarah to email Peter as he was busy. Not impressed. #
• You could be so angry with someone today that you don’t even k… More for Scorpio http://bit.ly/14DAKq #
• WOO HOO! Lee pitched agreat game! 6 to 1. #
• OSUM!! A 6 to nothing giant can of woop ass! #
• 4 to zip, Phillys are stomping a mud hole in the Yankees ass. #
• RT @brooksbayne: “everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face.” – mike tyson #
• @Liamerven He lost his colon after years of trying to shit a gold brick. It’s my wifely duty to fart for him. in reply to Liamerven #
• @WilJames Yes, but brocoli produces the best natural gas. Who needs.propane? in reply to WilJames #
• It’s a bad sign to see Yankees throwing tantrums in the first game. Waaaaa! #
• @Liamerven Kinky! in reply to Liamerven #
• Shit! Shit! Baby Boo tantrum Geter got a hit. #
• 2 Philly home runs so far. Kick ass!! #
• WOO Hoo! Double play after all abd now inning over. #
• Fuckin umpires! They’re as blind as we are! Get a dog. asshole! #
• RT @FunnyJoker: I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. #
• @WilJames Ha Ha Ha Mr. Tweet! in reply to WilJames #
• RT @FunnyJoker: Girls, if you really want your man to notice your make up, smear it all over your tits 🙂 🙂 🙂 #
• RT @FunnyJoker: There is nothing so overrated as a bad fuck, and nothing so underrated as a good shit…… #
• @chrisreagan Sweet! That’s great! in reply to chrisreagan #
• Titan killed awoobie. There are stuffed dog toy guts all over the living room. How do they get so much stuffing in those things? #
• @Liamerven No, bad Liam! Go Phillies! in reply to Liamerven #
• @arush Next semester is going to kick our asses too with 15 hours. in reply to arush #

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• You are able to feel your power growing today, but you must be… More for Scorpio http://bit.ly/14DAKq #

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• You can sense an unpleasant energy out on the horizon of your … More for Scorpio http://bit.ly/14DAKq #

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• Today the Sun in powerful Scorpio forms a cooperative sextile … More for Scorpio http://bit.ly/14DAKq #

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• Your anticipation continues to grow, but it’s still premature … More for Scorpio http://bit.ly/14DAKq #
• RT @FunnyJoker: Just in time for Christmas – ‘Decomposure’, the new fragrance by Michael Jackson. #
• RT @FunnyJoker: Gok Wan giving fat women tips on looking good? Here’s a tip. Put down the fucking fork. #

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