- @wiljames: Have you made your first poopie yet? #
- thinlizzy159: Mondays suck…specially this one!
Tip: Reply with ‘leave thinlizzy159’ to turn off updates from this person. #
- JackFacts24: Jack Bauer once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors. #24 #
- arush: Heat index correction: 108, not 105. #
- John and the dogs are sharing some type of bug. Very shitty!! #
- Max misses Daddy; but didn’t shit out of spite yesterday. #
- WilJames: @msippi- That is just our fucking luck. #
- arush: Car won’t go in reverse and the back lights are out. Heat index is already 105. Welcome to Monday, everyone! #
- Theresa’s car won’t go into reverse; it must go to the shop. SUX!!! #
- WilJames: Tpn is cut back, tubes will be taken out, dressings cleaned and changed, and resuming normal medication. #
- My Daily Twittascope – You could be stressing about work now as unstable Uranus aspects the Sun in performance cons… http://bit.ly/14DAKq #
- jackbauerfacts: A “Bauer movement” is when you shit your pants after Jack Bauer shows up at your door. #24 #
- @wiljames: He shit before Theeresa called. I guess he was pissed because I left. #
- Max misses Daddy. He shit the rug while I was gone today. #
- Wil’s Gatorade has arrived. #
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