- RT @FunnyJoker: You blokes with your messy ejaculations. You really get on my tits! #
- RT @FunnyJoker: To ruin the Michael Jackson film for everyone – He dies at the end. #
- @djc500 Good morning Great One! in reply to djc500 #
- RT @isfullofcrap: Some people see pink elephants when they are drunk. I see them when I am sober. Which explains why I drink, yes? #
- @terryjaymes Tried to call with l&t trivia ; was told by Sarah to email Peter as he was busy. Not impressed. #
- You could be so angry with someone today that you don’t even k… More for Scorpio http://bit.ly/14DAKq #
- WOO HOO! Lee pitched agreat game! 6 to 1. #
- OSUM!! A 6 to nothing giant can of woop ass! #
- 4 to zip, Phillys are stomping a mud hole in the Yankees ass. #
- RT @brooksbayne: “everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face.” – mike tyson #
- @Liamerven He lost his colon after years of trying to shit a gold brick. It’s my wifely duty to fart for him. in reply to Liamerven #
- @WilJames Yes, but brocoli produces the best natural gas. Who needs.propane? in reply to WilJames #
- It’s a bad sign to see Yankees throwing tantrums in the first game. Waaaaa! #
- @Liamerven Kinky! in reply to Liamerven #
- Shit! Shit! Baby Boo tantrum Geter got a hit. #
- 2 Philly home runs so far. Kick ass!! #
- WOO Hoo! Double play after all abd now inning over. #
- Fuckin umpires! They’re as blind as we are! Get a dog. asshole! #
- RT @FunnyJoker: I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. #
- @WilJames Ha Ha Ha Mr. Tweet! in reply to WilJames #
- RT @FunnyJoker: Girls, if you really want your man to notice your make up, smear it all over your tits 🙂 🙂 🙂 #
- RT @FunnyJoker: There is nothing so overrated as a bad fuck, and nothing so underrated as a good shit…… #
- @chrisreagan Sweet! That’s great! in reply to chrisreagan #
- Titan killed awoobie. There are stuffed dog toy guts all over the living room. How do they get so much stuffing in those things? #
- @Liamerven No, bad Liam! Go Phillies! in reply to Liamerven #
- @arush Next semester is going to kick our asses too with 15 hours. in reply to arush #
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